skarsgard-daydreams:

In the first six books, Eric has…

1. Killed another vampire to protect Sookie
2. Sucked poison out of her
3. Picked glass splinters out of her arm
4. Covered her with his body during a mass shooting and got shot
5. Attended a human orgy because she asked him to
6. Licked her tears away
7. Carried her to safety after she’d been staked and held her hand while it was pulled out
8. Drove her home after she had a fight with her boyfriend
9. Pointed out the toxic aspects of her relationship with Bill
10. Told off a guy for talking about Sookie’s tits
11. Fought off a pack of Weres and humans who were attacking Sookie after he’d been shot twice (Bill was there too I guess)
12. Paid to have her driveway fixed
13. Told Bill that Sookie belonged to herself
14. Tackled a werewolf in front of an entire pack because she insulted Sookie
15. Questioned why she was used to people treating her like she was worthless
16. Called her his lover
17. Offered to remain without his memories and basically marry her
18. Jumped in front of a bullet meant for her
19. Paid her $50,000 for hiding him when he had amnesia
20. Bought her a brand new coat because hers needed to be burned
21. Expressed concern that he didn’t pay her enough (or that possibly other people were taking advantage of her generosity)
22. Danced with Sookie when Fangtasia was empty
23. Got his skull smashed in by a rock while doing her a favor
24. Rushed to Merlotte’s to save her from a vampire who was going to kill her
25. Came to visit her in the hospital to provide “moral support” and offered to lick the blood off her
26. Called out Bill for trying to isolate Sookie
27. Forced Bill to admit the truth to her directly because he didn’t want to be the one to say the words that would cause her pain
28. Gave her space when she wanted to deal with her emotions by herself
29. Tracked her down after she was kidnapped by Weres
30. Paused to shield Sookie with his body and give her a smooch in the middle of a battle

quotergirl19:

rchlthkllr:

I can’t stop thinking about this moment happening in season three:

Colin: *entering Anthony’s study* Brother, it seems that I may have … upset Penelope sometime before I left last season.

Anthony: How do you mean Colin?

Colin: Well she has been acting quite coldly since I have arrived back, and she refused to return my letters but I ——

Anthony: Colin, are you to tell me that you were sending letters to and unmarried lady? AND PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON NO LESS! Should anyone discover this correspondence you would both be ruined!

Colin: *raising his eyebrows* Oh please brother, you are one to lecture me on the forums of propriety. Speaking of, where exactly did you disappear off to after Mother’s failed ball last season? Was Miss Sharma not missing as well?

*pointed silence*

Anthony: Get out.

Originally posted by miss-ute

And 👆🏼this is the face I picture Colin making 😂